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A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand 

A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.
HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"
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Shut Your Damn Mouth 

A teacher always say this phrase when teaching Science.
The phrase first appeared in the Lab in La Salle College
Teacher:So if we mix solution A with citric acid,and... DON’T TALK
Students:AHHHH...
Teacher: Shut Your Damn Mouth!
Student: Shut up!You’re as 87 as Chan Tong and 8745

hoochie coochie mouth 

When you feel like you’re about to throw up and your mouth starts salivating.
*takes shot*

Friend: “Bro, are you okay?”

Me: “Hell nah man, that shot of Jack gave me hoochie coochie mouth
hoochie coochie mouth by SwoleBros October 16, 2020

Two Cock Mouth

A term given to describe a woman who is (or appears to be) of easy virtue whilst possessing a particularly large mouth.
One which looks like it could comfortably accommodate two cocks simultaneously.
‘What do you think of that Katie Price?’
Na she’s not my type, she looks like she’s got a two cock mouth.’

my dick is in your mouth 

Getting absolutely destroyed
Like, damn
Think this: You playing 2K19 and you getting your ass beat 65-12

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Friend: Oh my god, bro! My dick is in your mouth. MY DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH!

spunk mouth 

When a girl swishes around seamen in her mouth
Harris is a Spun Mouth with mitchel
spunk mouth by Bob True May 13, 2005

what that mouth do? 

A commanding way to ask for a blo job
Basic "such my dick" in a strong player way
He shut her up with ," Bitch what that mouth do?"