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Carl Sandburg Middle School 

Located in Mundelein, Illinois, this school is a hotspot for Drugs, Teenage pregnancies, Mexicans and sluts. Lots and lots of sluts. Sadly, only one of those four is a good thing. Be warned, any and all students may want to kill themselves, since classes are trash and the students trashier.
Bob: Don't you go to that trashy shitshow of a school, Bob 2?

Bob 2: Yeah i do, Bob.

Bob: What's it called again? Retard land? Hell? Mexico?

Bob 2: No, it's called Carl Sandburg Middle School

North Branch Middle School

North Branch Middle is filled with fake ass hoes, cunts, jerks, annoying nerds, and some more. They give you to much work and tells us to turn it in the next day like tf? Also don’t get me started with the food , it’s so gross i can’t even. But tell me why tf are the stupid lil 6th and 5th graders a middle schooler, that isn’t right they should be in elementary like go home. But over all the school isn’t that bad but it isn’t good, they need to step up a level and get it together.
“Wanna buy a tv for your boyfriend Ally?” “no you must go to north branch middle school

Big Hollow Middle School 

A stupid school in the middle of the USA that teaches you only how to be a stupid bully
That school is so bad in must be a Big Hollow Middle School

mountain valley middle school 

kids that have perms and edges think they’re on "gang shii" and girls try to be funny and say skskskks and anna oop way too fucking much
I’ve heard mountain valley middle school sucks right?

West Geauga Middle School 

Essentially a meth-house in the form of a school filled with a ton of crackhead lame asses. They exceed in Nigerian Hurricanes and about nothing else
Sane person: man I’m bored

Suicidal kid: we should go to West Geauga Middle School
Sane person: no I don’t wanna get fuckin shot

Indian River Middle School 

Indian River Middle School is, filled with fake ass people and it’s a hell hole that know one should go to.

holcomb bridge middle school 

A shit hole that everyone thinks is ghetto but if you go there you’ll realize that only the bathrooms are ghetto.
She goes to Holcomb Bridge middle school? Ew that place is ghetto