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Michael's house

Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.
Let’s fight over Michael's house, as we are the pettiest of motherfuckers.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Michael Jefferson

A musical icon who will be a little boy forever like peter pan
loves climbing trees and his son blanket
Ignorant if u dont climb trees
Hee Hee
SHAMONA
(south park)
Michael Jefferson: Blanket my beautiful blanket
by ayeshaeroticaa March 29, 2023
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Michael Lara

Michael Lara is a jacked Asian-loving man. Who loves to go to the gym and make ice cream. He also loves to play Rainbow six siege with younger men by the name of: Dustin Rigby, Eli Keeling, Garrett Gonzalez, Keagan aka holoisdiff, and Gavin Speedling.
Michael Lara loves to play with underage men on Tom Clancy's Rainbow six siege.
by Hot Asian Women October 22, 2023
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michaels rizz

A mythical phenomenon that people have claimed to see but is not actually real
person 1: Is that michaels rizz?
person 2: Don’t be silly, there’s no such thing.
by rizzologyPhd April 21, 2023
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krombopulos michael

An insect assassin from the tv show "Rick and Morty"
"You have arrived at, KROMBOPULOS MICHAEL"
by RagingFlame August 9, 2017
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michael kirkbride

This guy, also known as MK, created a lot of the fundament of The Elder Scrolls lore, he was a major dude working on Morrowind, which basically was the start of TES as we know it. But he also created a lot of lore which isn't in the games, explaining how everything works. For a lot, this destroys the lore. For others, he's God of TES.

His name's a symbol for fandoms which don't really get that it's all about love. Love to the (game/book) world, love to the franchise. Similar to the cancer term "true fan".

In other words: Michael Kirkbride is the reason there's war.

No, he's not. He doesn't do hate, he's just into weird lore. Fanboys are the reason.
Guy: "Did you hear about Michael Kirkbride? He's some really intereti---"
Fanboy: "YOU DON'T DARE UA SEFDS JDAKGB VS SEFDLKD J. TRUE FANS HATE HIM ELKD FSE"
by Lord Findus August 16, 2017
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Michael breytenbach

Mike is someone who makes people very scared while staying in snobby shores but always stays true to his Jewish heritage
Michael Breytenbach is the ultimate jew
by Jewness232333 October 14, 2018
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