Michael Pearce

When someone is ugly and mean and gross and homphobic and has beef w d1 ku.

“Wow you’re being such a Michael Pearce today!”

by Mckyp123 March 3, 2022

Michael Molkentin

the sexiest man on the planet. Used to play in a band and secretly still wants to be a super star.
You are obliged to love him <3

Zamn zaddy, that Michael Molkentin guy is hawt

by Greg Heffley the real one March 7, 2022

michael kirkbride

This guy, also known as MK, created a lot of the fundament of The Elder Scrolls lore, he was a major dude working on Morrowind, which basically was the start of TES as we know it. But he also created a lot of lore which isn't in the games, explaining how everything works. For a lot, this destroys the lore. For others, he's God of TES.

His name's a symbol for fandoms which don't really get that it's all about love. Love to the (game/book) world, love to the franchise. Similar to the cancer term "true fan".

In other words: Michael Kirkbride is the reason there's war.

No, he's not. He doesn't do hate, he's just into weird lore. Fanboys are the reason.

Guy: "Did you hear about Michael Kirkbride? He's some really intereti---"
Fanboy: "YOU DON'T DARE UA SEFDS JDAKGB VS SEFDLKD J. TRUE FANS HATE HIM ELKD FSE"

by Lord Findus August 16, 2017

Jan-Michael

Jan-Michael is a man who is well liked by many. He doesn’t have many enemies and avoids most confrontations. Don’t take his kindness for weakness because once he gets angry he can be a strong force to deal with. He has a high sex drive and loves the ladies. The ladies find him charming and caring and attracted to his eyes and lips. If one is in need Jan-Michael is always available to help.

When you see Jan-Michael, tell him has a friend in me.

by Sincere2323 November 23, 2021

Michael deesenuts

The act of ejaculating on the testicles of a man called michael

Person 1:"I met a man named Michael"
Person 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that work out?"

Person 1: "we did a Michael deesenuts"

by Michael_deesenuts December 25, 2021

Michael Mckendry

A lil midget with social issues he wears glasses always says dead memes and likes to play super smash bros fake on a chromebook oh and he always says AHHH one last thing he doesn't know how to tie his shoes

God your acting like such a Michael mckendry

by Thesmartthinker February 14, 2019

team michaeled

(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") (past tense of being on Team Michael) In the workplace, when someone gets passed up for promotion.

My bosses new I was open for promotion, but I got Team Michaeled as they gave it to Rachel.

by foodboy96 July 18, 2020