Maths

If you don't know what Maths means it means this:
M-ental

A-buse
T-o
H-uman
S-ouls

thank you for you're time.

What does Maths do to you? Well that's an easy question!
Math ruins your brain is a piece of shit and the people in its questions are lazy motherfuckers and should die be in Hell being tormented by the Vengeful Spirit in FNaF.

by Rikoinnit_ May 25, 2021

Singapore Math

A mélange or rojak of the best math methodologies and pedagogies from the East and the West, which has given local students in the “fine” city of Singapore an asymmetric or unfair advantage over their peers overseas—when even their weaker students fare better than the global average.

Singapore Math has sprung up a cottage industry in math education, as millions of homeschoolers worldwide realized that wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly math titles have helped their children hone their problem-solving skills.

by Numerati December 15, 2024

Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.

Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.

by Numerati February 25, 2025

boobie math

Equivalent to the word “rad”, combination of two cool things in the world. Boobies and math. It’s best used with this hand signal: 🤟🏼

Stay in school, boobies are cool. Boobie math
“Hey I just aced my test! I just got a date! Boobie math bro”

by DJ SS January 16, 2024

Math

Something everyone likes at the start(in kindergarten), but soon has 1010101000110100001101001011100110010000001100010011000010111001101101001011000110110000101101100011011000111100100100000011011010110010101100001011011100111001100100000011011000110111101110100011100110010000001101111011001100010000001101110011101010110110101100010011001010111001001110011 excuses to NOT do math class

Math:
M Mental
A Abuse
T To
H Humans

by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024

yoko math

Using obviously wrong math to deduce a pre-ordained outcome which makes the reader want to scream like yoko ono

Boyd's calculations of his commute time from Florida to Michigan uses some pretty unrealistic yoko math

by garbagebread June 11, 2024