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Daryan Math

The act in which you both simultaneously do the absolute bare minimum required assignments while somehow still achieving high grades in school.
“Bro, how’d you get an A without studying?”
“Simple — Daryan Math.”
by Lolreflex October 14, 2025
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Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
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Math

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Bob: Hey Joe what did u do last night

Joe: I did some math

Bob: You should get some therapy for that abuse done to you.
by apersonthathateslife June 21, 2018
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Math

The coolest thing that everyone hates.

According to Mr. Incredible, it's math.
I don't care if UrbanDictonary cums in my eye socket and throws me in the devil's urethra I stand my ground and I love math.
by Anony. Res November 24, 2023
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Math

THE WORST THING IN HUMAN HISTORY!!!!!!!!
by sambolina888 February 9, 2018
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Math

Nobody will ever truly understand it. It is most certainly something teachers give us because they hate us, no matter what they say. Math is pretty pointless now that we all have smart devices to do it for us. Math is a form of torture for the young minded. Don't hangout with people who like math, because they are probably a psycho serial killer.
Person 1: Yo did you here Max? He said he loves math!
Person 2: Dude stay away from him. He's probably some sort of psycho serial killer or something.
by GrungyFruitcake March 31, 2022
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the most weird onlogical stupid thing on planet earth. I HATE IT
why the fk do you need math
by hetcoolstekindopaarde December 13, 2019
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