Sparx maths is an education website made by the devil himself, Dr. Mark Dixon
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all
by ONESIE_EXISTS October 28, 2023
Get the Sparx mathsmug. 
Referring to the abomination that the QCAA disguised as a maths methods exam, to the methods students of 2022. RIP our atars. #loweringthebellcurve
by ass-kisser November 1, 2022
Get the math methodedmug. A very contagious and unhealthy infection teachers try to rub off on you, The Walking Dead but worse.
Math teacher: Okay class, lets start learning math.
Normal person: *Running for their life*
Nerds: *Chasing everyone else with their little strength and stamina*
Quarterback:*Tackles teacher and nerds*
Stupid kids: “wHy aRe We rUnNiNg?”
My mom: “CHILD SIT YO ASS DOWN OR IMMA GET MY BELT OUT!”
Normal person: *Running for their life*
Nerds: *Chasing everyone else with their little strength and stamina*
Quarterback:*Tackles teacher and nerds*
Stupid kids: “wHy aRe We rUnNiNg?”
My mom: “CHILD SIT YO ASS DOWN OR IMMA GET MY BELT OUT!”
by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019
Get the Mathmug. its the worst subject, which causes stress and unhappiness to most. although, many people might like it (how do you do it, dude?), its a nightmare for most.
by siaaaa October 30, 2020
Get the mathmug. narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
Get the narcissist mathmug. Math is nothing but a easy and a hard subject for all students. Without math, the whole Earth would be peaceful.
by katiaxoxo February 27, 2022
Get the Mathmug.