by WitchoMarkAss January 7, 2023
Get the Markmug. "Marked as Sperm": a play on "Marked as Spam", commonly seen in message boards and forums. "Marked as Sperm" is used when the message in question is too odious to be adequately described by the relatively mild "Marked as Spam".
A hypothetical example of "marked as sperm" combined with a slightly edited actual comment:
john_balls1011 @dildoilbravishla: FUCK YOU DICKWAD
(Reply) (Mark as sperm) (Ignore)(Report)
john_balls1011 @dildoilbravishla: FUCK YOU DICKWAD
(Reply) (Mark as sperm) (Ignore)(Report)
by Suzy Clemens April 8, 2010
Get the marked as spermmug. A practice in which the most passionate of Harry Potter fans engage, in which upon first meeting another person one attempts to ascertain which house in Hogwarts that person belongs before learning anything else about said individual. Those who advocate for this practice claim it is far more effective in predicting and anticipating a person's character and personality than other forms of "marking" that many other humans may deploy. For example, the feminist philosopher Marilyn Frye describes "sex marking," a process of trying to determine another's sex and/or gender so as to impose upon them rigid expectations based on inaccurate gender norms and roles that only serve to stifle human capacity. Male and female are ambiguous, broad, and essentially meaningless term, containing within each of them the full spectrum of the human condition. Sex marking, therefore, is an inaccurate means of developing an understanding of another human. House marking, on the other hand, is far more effective in anticipating how a person will act, think, or live. Knowing someone is a Slytherin provides a far better basis for predicting behavior than knowing they are female.
by fryeismagical December 11, 2012
Get the house markingmug. a word or utterance that would typically introduce a rebuttal but has been abandoned upon the realization that one was or will be wrong if speaking continues
"Actually...", she waited, sure even after seconds of awkward silence that the mansplanation mark would be carried to term if she were to reply before giving him time to mourn. It was sure to be another pyrrhic victory - her argument was sound and would ultimately prevail, but the deafening silence was the war drumming of his loss to his own embarrassment.
by bgrimm July 27, 2021
Get the mansplanation markmug. A microphone hog at Karaoke.
Douche bag who sings with a mic in one hand and a beer in another.
Would sing all night if he could and would not give a fuck about your ear drums or your reviews. You should be buying him beers so he sings more.
Douche bag who sings with a mic in one hand and a beer in another.
Would sing all night if he could and would not give a fuck about your ear drums or your reviews. You should be buying him beers so he sings more.
Is that Mark going to be at Karaoke again tonight? I’d rather not go then.
Wow listen to that Mark! He was born to sing Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina!
Wow listen to that Mark! He was born to sing Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina!
by Chino Pamo November 22, 2021
Get the Markmug. when a mark is made on a wall or another surface from a wet sausage from in a jar of water (frankfurter) or marks on a sausage from a grill.
Person 1: Hey look, theres a sausage mark on that wall!!
Person 2: What type?? An imprint from a wet sausage or cooking marks??
Person 2: What type?? An imprint from a wet sausage or cooking marks??
by lukaisntreal April 14, 2024
Get the sausage markmug. Mark's Gospel stresses the deeds, strength, and determination of Jesus in overcoming evil forces and defying the power of imperial Rome.
by Happy Christian April 12, 2023
Get the Markmug.