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marked as sperm

"Marked as Sperm": a play on "Marked as Spam", commonly seen in message boards and forums. "Marked as Sperm" is used when the message in question is too odious to be adequately described by the relatively mild "Marked as Spam".
A hypothetical example of "marked as sperm" combined with a slightly edited actual comment:

john_balls1011 @dildoilbravishla: FUCK YOU DICKWAD

(Reply) (Mark as sperm) (Ignore)(Report)
by Suzy Clemens April 8, 2010
mugGet the marked as spermmug.

house marking

A practice in which the most passionate of Harry Potter fans engage, in which upon first meeting another person one attempts to ascertain which house in Hogwarts that person belongs before learning anything else about said individual. Those who advocate for this practice claim it is far more effective in predicting and anticipating a person's character and personality than other forms of "marking" that many other humans may deploy. For example, the feminist philosopher Marilyn Frye describes "sex marking," a process of trying to determine another's sex and/or gender so as to impose upon them rigid expectations based on inaccurate gender norms and roles that only serve to stifle human capacity. Male and female are ambiguous, broad, and essentially meaningless term, containing within each of them the full spectrum of the human condition. Sex marking, therefore, is an inaccurate means of developing an understanding of another human. House marking, on the other hand, is far more effective in anticipating how a person will act, think, or live. Knowing someone is a Slytherin provides a far better basis for predicting behavior than knowing they are female.
I couldn't help "house marking" that guy I met last night I could tell he was a total Slytherin!
by fryeismagical December 11, 2012
mugGet the house markingmug.

Mark of the beast

Forehead chapter 1st page and right hand page of bible hence the backmasking and not of this world being selfish
the mark of the beast is about jesus being lucifer hence the throne and never ending book N.I.b liminal choping and screw praise ozzy fuck jesus
by Mineowedwus September 18, 2023
mugGet the Mark of the beastmug.

mark's penis

likely the most massive shlong you have ever seen in your life
wow mark's penis could knock over lizzo
by mark is god March 15, 2024
mugGet the mark's penismug.

sausage mark

when a mark is made on a wall or another surface from a wet sausage from in a jar of water (frankfurter) or marks on a sausage from a grill.
Person 1: Hey look, theres a sausage mark on that wall!!

Person 2: What type?? An imprint from a wet sausage or cooking marks??
by lukaisntreal April 14, 2024
mugGet the sausage markmug.

Macaroon Mark

A mark who has the intelligence of a Macaroon
by Mr.Poopybuttholey September 25, 2021
mugGet the Macaroon Markmug.

Mark O’Connor

The name of a megachad who gets every girl in sight.
Damn, I’m going on a date with Lindsay tonight, I’m such a Mark O’Connor
by anonymous November 21, 2021
mugGet the Mark O’Connormug.

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