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Lindsay

To love and love alot, hard; without expectation of reciprocation.
Lindsay is god.
by wh0re_iffic January 28, 2026
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link gore

An extremely long hyperlink, especially one posted in text communication (e.g. forums, instant messaging). Typically associated with unnecessary tracking information or redundant search engine optimization.

Not to be confused with links to violent and shocking content.
Could you clean up that link gore you just posted in the general chat?
by PlatyPX February 22, 2026
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Link strummer

the type of man who gets blocked and cant shut up about it, so he sings about it w sassy ahh lyrics.
Link Strummer was chill till he started actin like a diva and singing about the picture frame
by theaugust15 March 8, 2026
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LinkedIn Apology

A corporate apology following a backlash against an unpopular policy, devoid of any sincerity or contrition, and usually couched in PR language i.e. "We're so sorry if we upset anyone, this was never our intention and we strive to build the best brand for our customers"

These apologies are usually found on LinkedIn, and are primarily a tool to appeal to investors rather than customers, and the term can be used more broadly to call out any fake/insincere apology.
Tina: Did Brad ever apologise for ruining over that minor league mascot during last week's charity 10k?

Sam: not really, he just posted a 'LinkedIn apology' on his socials saying he was sorry if anyone was upset by his actions, and he'll take some time to reflect before deciding whether to crash his car onto an athletics field again.
by EdgarLongstaff March 17, 2026
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LinkedIn Wanker

A self-promoting person who really has no idea what they are saying or doing in the field.
People who were not on the project then write tons of articles and LinkedIn posts to show how cool they are, yet have no understanding of the field, are such LinkedIn Wankers.
by Viking9 April 12, 2026
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LinkedIn

A space on the internet where people who are genuinely part of what’s wrong with the world go and shitpost about their careers
Did you see Andy Byron’s LinkedIn post about what his affair with the HR lady taught him about B2B sales? Soooo inspiring, bro
by bm_57 July 17, 2025
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linkdrome

A degenerative social media disorder where a person’s self-worth becomes fully tied to LinkedIn engagement metrics.
Bro you've caught the linkdrome.
by suitless_spaceman August 6, 2025
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