A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
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Eg 1: "Yo dah gyal deh Jerk yf " (Yo that girl is fine af)
"Yeah man she jerk fr bro" (Yeah bro she fine fr)
Eg 2: "Mi run di game an bun dem easy — jerk ting."
(translation: I dominated the game easily.)
"Yow, di freestyle weh him drop? Pure jerk, mi tell yuh."
(translation: That freestyle was fire.)
Eg 3: "Di man step out in full black, wallabees pon foot — jerk from head to toe."
(translation: That man was fully dripped out.)
Eg 4: "Mi nah stress nuttin, mi deh pon jerk mode from morning."
(translation: I’ve been unbothered and running things all day.)
"Yeah man she jerk fr bro" (Yeah bro she fine fr)
Eg 2: "Mi run di game an bun dem easy — jerk ting."
(translation: I dominated the game easily.)
"Yow, di freestyle weh him drop? Pure jerk, mi tell yuh."
(translation: That freestyle was fire.)
Eg 3: "Di man step out in full black, wallabees pon foot — jerk from head to toe."
(translation: That man was fully dripped out.)
Eg 4: "Mi nah stress nuttin, mi deh pon jerk mode from morning."
(translation: I’ve been unbothered and running things all day.)
by Blacboyjb21 July 18, 2025
Get the Jerk mug.When one individual accomplishes something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing so. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, another homie cant come in and jerk the load that was meant to be his.
I just bought a new playstation and I was so excited to open the brand new box, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening it without me!
by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020
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The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
by Gar Goyle June 21, 2024
Get the Jerk Burglar mug.Anything used to obscure the front-facing camera on a computer. Often a piece of tape,; a jerk curtain could be anything temporarily or permanently affixed to a computer and or front-facing camera that obscures visibility.
Did you see how many jerk curtains were up in that picture of the Apple offices?
Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain
Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain
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Get the Jerk curtain mug.Bruh! Why’d you take a screenshot of me? I hope you don’t put me in your jerk book? Wdym Jerk book? It’s Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
by B-rizzle January 2, 2024
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