Jordan

Seems nice and smart but has no idea what he/she is talking about.

Jordan is a real retard

by Minodle May 2, 2019

jordan franks

A little dick that likes to fuck the ugliest girls

Jordan Franks bangs slum bums

by Cocky4782929 August 27, 2016

jordan yoder

A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme

Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme

by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021

Jordan Snowden

The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.

"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.

by anonymous December 4, 2023

pulling a Jordan

Verb. To follow a group of people around and engage in their plans despite not being invited

The three of us had plans to eat at the mall, but we ran into a weirdo who was pulling a Jordan and came with us.

by Illneedasaviour November 3, 2014

Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020