The Irish Stout

When a man ejaculates in a woman’s ass, she then farts on his dick, thus creating milky poo paste bubbles on his knob. When he pulls out, she sucks his dick and the act leaves a frothy milky ass-juice upper lip.

Hey Pete, I hear your Mrs copped ‘The Irish Stout’ last night..!?

by Jahns… December 20, 2024

Irish necktie

When your pubic hair has grown too long and one of the strands dislodges from the crotch and becomes much like a bollo tie around the head of the penis and can some times become tangles in fabric causing much discomfort.

I was going to get my cock sucked by that big tittied black bitch at work, but I had an Irish necktie and it got caught in the tooth gap she has and damn near slit my dicks throat like piano wire.

by Projectile Feces January 3, 2025

Irish Stinger

while a girl isnt looking you cum in her beer and wait till she leans the glass then knock the glass spilling the beer in her eyes

rapist: i hit a girl with the irish stinger
bro: what

by BalsMcGee January 10, 2025

Irish Betrayal

Making a cup of tea for yourself without offering a cup of tea to any other residents or guests.

Fergal committed an irish betrayal against Mary yesterday. I can't believe they are still talking after that slight.

by Pseudo Niahm January 10, 2025

Irish Eightball

A shot of Jameson and a can of redbull

Last night I had way to many Irish Eightballs

by Mr.Thinny June 16, 2025

irish half day

A half-day holiday / annual leave taken for the first half of the working day (i.e. the morning for a 9-5 job), rather than the second half (i.e. the afternoon). Presumably to sleep off a hangover.

"See you tomorrow guys, I'll be in at 1 as I've got an Irish half day"

someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"

by DXB09 June 19, 2025

Big Irish Head

Both an insult and a compliment, Big Irish Head is a descriptor for anyone who displays their Irishness on their head. This could be the fact that their head is shaped like a potato; they could be plastered in freckles, or simply look like a friendly wino farmer.

Hey Seán, look at the state of Wayne Rooney these days, doesn't he have a Big Irish Head on him?

by Droptheclaw July 16, 2025