Irish wee

To leave a party or restaurant quietly without anyone knowing, skipping a bill, or disappearing from a gathering

“Mike did an Irish wee and was gone by 9pm!”
“She disappeared before the bill came out, must have done an Irish wee to avoid paying!”

by Rikku87 December 17, 2024

Irish Hello

Arriving late to a party, sneaking past everyone without a greeting to the bar for a few shots to catch up then coming out to say hello.

Shawn: Have you seen Scott? I thought he just got here and now I can't find him.
Kelly: Yeah! Where is he? We need to get him on the next round.

Scott: <just walking in> Hello! No need! I just had a few on my own!
Shawn: aw damn ye fer giving us the old Irish hello ye bastard

by Scylaxu March 12, 2021

Irish Layoff

When your employer just stops engaging you or giving you assignments until you just leave.

My boss quit giving me assignments months ago, do you think he’s giving me an Irish Layoff?

by Chuckaknight February 16, 2024

irish comb

a plastic fork after eating a tv dinner and cleaning it with your t-shirt

you still eating your dinner paddy or can you throw me the Irish comb

by shmmmeeeeeeerrrrrrr December 3, 2019

Irish Food

Inspiration to find better places to eat.
Better known as the world's most okay-est food.

Hiorty: Anybody want some Corned Beef? Its quite great Irish Food.
Gerthrude: Heavens, I need an Italian chef...

by OreganoMeme January 25, 2025

irish cookies

when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies

“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES”

by gian-carlo vellutino August 18, 2023

"Cluck" of the Irish

A meal consisting of the 3 piece combo from KFC and a shamrock shake from McDonalds.

John: Looks like St. Patrick's day is right around the corner.
Steve: Wanna swing by Mickey D's and KFC for some "Cluck" of the Irish?
John: Hell yeah!

by Fermzy June 19, 2011