by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 8, 2018
Get the Cat hands mug.A taunt used with your arms spread open and slightly halfway raised, as though being crucified, while approaching someone.
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Get the talented hand mug.Hands of Leather is used for somebody whos had to fight their whole life. Their hands are so scarred they feel like leather.
by ApatheticallyBroken July 30, 2018
Get the Hands of Leather mug.Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
by 508gang June 26, 2017
Get the jizz hands mug.When a guy is going at with a girl from behind and holding her arms back and just before he finishes he pulls out and fills her hand.
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