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Cat hands

Someone who uses their hands skillfully and quietly.
That shortstop has cat hands.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 8, 2018
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Jesus Hands

A taunt used with your arms spread open and slightly halfway raised, as though being crucified, while approaching someone.
"This mfker's coming up hard with them Jesus hands.."
" I came at em with my Jesus hands."
by SplishSplashOnMyRash November 29, 2017
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talented hand

Chad gave Zac a handjob yesterday he has such a talented hand
by Camoflage Corey November 5, 2017
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Hands of Leather

Hands of Leather is used for somebody whos had to fight their whole life. Their hands are so scarred they feel like leather.
“I wouldnt mess with him he has hands of leather.”
by ApatheticallyBroken July 30, 2018
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jizz hands

Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
by 508gang June 26, 2017
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The hand warmer

When a guy is going at with a girl from behind and holding her arms back and just before he finishes he pulls out and fills her hand.
Hey babe you look cold, did you need the hand warmer?
by Thevibzer July 28, 2016
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hand oyster

When you sneeze into your hand, and you sip it from your hand like a cup
"Oh shit Martin, looks like you've made a hand oyster!"
"How was the hand oyster?"
by Numbox February 7, 2018
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