willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016

A Fudge

A herd of fat kids who can smell food. They hide in their basement playing Call of Duty on their X-box. Warning: They go fast on their big wheels. They will jump on you which will break your back then they will sit on you till you suffecate.

Henry: Watch out. A Fudge of fat kids smell your food.
Dave: Save yourself.

by A fudge August 28, 2016

A fudge

A herd of fat kids who hibernate in their moms basement playing Call of Duty on their X-box intil they get kicked out. They come out whenever their is food or a new videogame. They are very rare.

I saw A fudge of fat kids threatening their parents with an X-box controller if that don't get Lucky Charms.

by A fudge August 28, 2016

pixel fudge

Noun.
1. (formal) Anal sphincter pixelation in a Japanese poo porno

2. Frenetic spelling of "Dyslexic" by a dyslexic person.

1. Dave:- "Dude, I'm so fucking sick of the pixel fudge in my hentai."

2.

Alan:- "Davo, how do you spell dyslexic?"
Dyslexic Dave:- "Pixelfudge, are you fuckin spastic Alan?"

by Asian Businessman July 13, 2016

Mudge fudge

When a man goes from the girls anus to her vagina not realising she needed to poop and thus covering his penis with copious amounts of feaces, then filling her vagina with feaces

Was having a great time at the orgy last night, Until when I was fucking this girl I realised the dude before me had filled her with mudge fudge

by Free dude June 9, 2016

chocolate fudged

Where a lover poops on your face.

Last night was intense, I got chocolate fudged by my wife.

by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016

cunt fudge

The discharge resulting from penetration; opposite of dick cheese

"I saw Diane last night... and I had to shower after to clean all her cunt fudge off of me"

by cuntfudge902 February 12, 2017