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Floridiot

Someone born in Florida. Subject to massive amounts of fluoride in their drinking water, thus making them do retarded stuff and having low IQ's. They are notorious for not knowing how to drive and causing insane amounts of unnecessary traffic accidents. They like to drive 90 miles per hour on the highway riding your butt when its foggy as all hell out, but when its clear as day they like to drive 10 miles under the speed limit, thus causing massive amounts of unnecessary traffic wasting massive amounts of your time. Someone who does not understand what the passing lane is.
Look at this dumb Floridiot holding up all this traffic, THE LEFT LANE IS THE PASSING LANE... LET ME BY!!!!
by logicaliforn May 1, 2011
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A Flock of Seagulls

not just a band, but a term reserved for anyone with a stupid haircut. Correctly, it should only apply to those sporting a do as shown by the original band. This phrase was popularised by a use in Pulp Fiction
by Prince June 3, 2004
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Flonase

The act placing the tip of your member precisely in the nostril of your friend's soon to be girlfriend and "sending in the swimmers". Preferably performed in a public restroom.
I considered giving it to her in the eye, then I decided to go for the flonase
by BabeRuth July 2, 2003
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florencia

name for the hottests, sexiests, cutests, finests, lil' mamas.
always is smoking hott, will always look very veryy beautiful.
shes soo florencia.
i love florencia (s).
that florencia is one beatiful girl.
by theboogieman May 10, 2007
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turd floater

heavy rain that causes the turds of various animals to float out of your yard.
Yo dog, dat rain last night was a real turd floater!
by skeaton May 25, 2004
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floorcest

Sexual relations between two people who live on the same floor. Typically used in the context of college dorms. Generally frowned upon.
Jim and Mary have been engaging in floorcest!
by BKred January 5, 2004
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Floppy Dick Drive

This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt.
Floppy Dick Drive
Women: "Is it in?"
Man: "erm..."
by Jacksc2 July 5, 2006
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