e-snail

1. Typically an excuse for a non-forthcoming email.
2. A late email response

"You didn't get my reply? Oh, it's probably arriving by e-snail."
"Sorry about the e-snail, work has been absolutely frantic."

by Heidipants August 3, 2007

pat e

1. to take a fat L
2. to be bad at a game; a bot
3. to masturbate

1. make you really took a pat e just now
2. what a pat e smh
3. have you patted ur e today?

by aramdana April 27, 2019

E-Packrat

One who never deletes any e-mails. Spam messages go unread, often causing an outrageous number of unread messages appear at all times.

When Bill logged into his e-mail, he had 3,426 unread e-mails. He is such an e-packrat!!

by EsOne June 12, 2008

e-mnesia

When one has a contact on a messenger or e-mail of whom he or she does not remember.

IMer 1: "Hey, who is this?"
IMer 2: "So-and-so, who's this?"
IMer 1: "Oh, you know, what's-er-face. Can you remind me how I know you?"
IMer 2: "I'm not sure... but you were on my buddies list too. It's like amnesia!"
IMer 1: "E-mnesia!"

by xanthraxx80 November 15, 2009

e-drugs

edgy fucking discord server that is dead. But its owned by Chris who is a cool dude with cool staff gang shit amirite

Hey man did you join e-drugs?
na nigga i heard that shit was gay

by MichealChungus January 22, 2019

e-widow

a mail order bride who, upon arriving in her new country, tragically finds her intended husband dead.

Nadia spent all her money before she left Astana for wealth in Ameriky, but she returned in a few days as an e-widow, without two klugles to rub together.

by hunter-gatherer February 1, 2007

e-glect

1. Noun: When an individual fails to respond to e-mail messages in a timely manner, thus "e-glecting" his/her friends.

2. Noun: To blatantly ignore others, specifically friends, family or significant others, who have emailed you and are expecting a response.

3. Noun: To pay little or no attention to emails; fail to heed emailed requests; disregard important electronic messages.

Tr. Verb: e-glected, e-glecting, e-glects

"Jim totally e-glected his family over the Christmas holidays."

"I feel totally e-glected by my friends back in Canada"

"Paul e-glects his girlfriend."

by YODA November 22, 2004