sneezing dragon

When you cum in a girl's mouth and then punch her in the nose while the cum is still in her mouth.

Gave Suzy a sneezing dragon last weekend. She isn't answering my texts.

by pregan October 26, 2008

Imagine Dragons

An overplayed, extremely mediocre and dull pop band that have been unfortunately classified as "indie", further proving that the stereotype is being mindlessly thrown around to pop bands who have just a little bit of keyboard in them. Completely uninspiring and unfortunately, some actually praise them for writing the opposite. They appeal to a mass of uneducated who would not understand music if it slapped them in their face. Because banging on a drum while screaming third grade lyrics totally makes you different and cool. But, no surprise if a third grader actually named this band. A complete rip off of M83 if anything. Lead singer Dan Renyolds sounds like a less nasal version of Chad Kroeger and is probably next in line to fuck Avril Lavinge. Hipster Runoff even named "Radioactive" the worst song of all time.

Imagine Dragons will be crowned the next Nickelback.

by TwoHeadedRoy August 26, 2013

Angry Dragon

while reciving a blowjob,the male forces the females mouth all the way down around the base of the penis at point of climax and the cum shoots out of her nostrils

afer an angry dragon her sinuses were cleared

by kuc62 October 6, 2003

laughing dragon

When a girl is giving you head, right as you blow your load, you tell her a joke thus making her laugh. the cum will explode out of her mouth, painting the surrounding premisii white.

by dan shanahan( i suck chung) April 25, 2003

Dragon-Shirt

Silky shirts that usually have dragons or other anime characters on it. Usually worn by Dragons, nerds, and other anti-social creepers.

That nerd is wearing that damn dragon-shirt again. What a fag!!

by Ryan Felts February 3, 2008

Dragon Fist

A sex act. The instigator inserts five fingers into the vagina of a female. An optional (but recommended) second step involves the spreading of the fingers once inside, causing the vagina to stretch to unheard-of and painful proportions.

Ali gave her the two-stage Dragon Fist! He stuck 'em in, then spread 'em!

by pondrthis July 9, 2010

double dragon

When two men urinate in the same toilet or urinal at the same time. Usually used in a joking fashion when one mentions aloud the need to urinate.

"Hey man, I'll be right back--gotta piss."
"Me too, wanna double dragon?"

by masterinsan0 September 22, 2007