still-water drunk

A point in drunkenness where you feel as if you are in completely still water

Jalen looks like he's in a trance dude.
No man he's just still-water drunk

by Kwp58 May 21, 2014

Old Yeller Drunk

When you get so hammered the night before that the next day when the hangover kicks in you just want to be taken out back and shot

I got so old yeller drunk after the Super Bowl I just wanted to fucking die.

by Soxduringsex September 16, 2016

Super Saiyan Drunk

The state in which enough alcohol is consumed that the consumer reaches a state of even further beyond drunk.

Robert: Dude WTF happened last night
Paco: I don't know bro... we got were super saiyan drunk.
Steve: Reeses slapped the bitch out of fat jesus!

by pacopower January 5, 2015

Super Saiyan Drunk

The state in which enough alcohol is consumed that the consumer reaches a state of even further beyond drunk.

Robert: Dude WTF happened last night
Paco: I don't know bro... we got were super saiyan drunk.
Steve: Reeses slapped the bitch out of fat jesus!

by pacopower January 5, 2015

grade 11 drunk

When mature university students get extremely intoxicated with the help of coolers and a mickey in matter of 30 minutes

Sam and her girlfriends were grade 11 drunk last night

by koolio87 May 3, 2012

Drunk ninja attack

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

by UDawesome August 7, 2010

Hellen Keller Drunk

Being at the point of intoxication, that you can no longer see, hear, or speak.

"Person 1: Let's get white girl wasted.
Person 2: Na, i think we should get Hellen Keller drunk."

"..:.: .:.:.. ::... :. ..: .:.:. " - Hellen Keller

by rememberthegoodtimes January 29, 2012