1. A depository for douche.
2. One who is immersed in the world of Douche Baggerdom.
3. That guy you work with who constantly pisses you off with his Douche Baggatronics. Usually named Phil.
2. One who is immersed in the world of Douche Baggerdom.
3. That guy you work with who constantly pisses you off with his Douche Baggatronics. Usually named Phil.
1. Man, my friend Phil got like 35 emails today. Each of them caused his computer to scream, "I GOT MAIL, YEAAA!!!" What a Douche Bag.
2. Every time I ask Phil a question, he just ignores me. Maybe it has something to do with the cellular telephone attached to his head. I find him to be quite the Douche Bag.
2. Every time I ask Phil a question, he just ignores me. Maybe it has something to do with the cellular telephone attached to his head. I find him to be quite the Douche Bag.
by D November 3, 2004
Get the Douche Bag mug.Someone who is generally thought by others to be a combination of both highly pompous and clueless at the same time. People who call others douche bags are frequently douche bags themselves.
Anyone who spent the time to come up with a definition of douche bag. A person who reads about the definition of words like "douche bag" on an internet site.
by ebolacy August 13, 2008
Get the Douche bag mug.Someone who wears oversized sunglasses, or aviator style sunglasses. (ex. Victoria Beckham, Nicole Richie)
by ADSPHX January 21, 2009
Get the douche goggles mug.King of all douche bags
by Razzo the Clown October 21, 2008
Get the Uber Douche mug.A slime ball; A persons actions that far exceeds a douch bag were as could ruin a wet-dream, also with a questionable sexuality...
by R.J. Lighting September 27, 2007
Get the Douch-fag mug.Beyond an average, everyday douche-bag with all their douchecessories; a Power-Douche is unstoppable in their douchey ways. They are social morons, don't think before they speak, wear Ed Hardy and swear by the "popped-collar" look. This person can be a neighbor, a friend or a family member. Beware...they can cause mild strokes or brain-cell loss when listening to them.
Someone who might follow through with asking for the cardboard. For example: "I'm legitimately interested in the logistics of making a bed from spare cardboard, but I can't think of a way to ask a homeless person without looking like a Power-Douche."
by JTSpang August 26, 2009
Get the Power-Douche mug.Double the douchieness of a regular douche. Usually just does douchey things like being a douche. You will be a douche canoe if you have tribal tattoos or gel your hair, also if you're just a dick to people.
Jimmy is such a douche canoe.
Look at that guys tribal tattoo what a douche canoe.
Why is his profile picture of a baby, what a douche canoe.
Look at that guys tribal tattoo what a douche canoe.
Why is his profile picture of a baby, what a douche canoe.
by summercandy April 10, 2011
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