Doing a Nick

When somebody does something incredibly douche-baggy.

Plays Tank role in every game so he can ninja loot every item.

*Just finishes killing the boss*
*Rare item drops*
*Gone in half a second*
*God damn it, stop Doing a Nick, Nick"

by CrazyDaveFromFeilding October 4, 2011

Doing The Whites

When a man or woman performes a blowjob on top of the washing machine. The vibration makes the blowjob feel a lot better.

Honey, Why aren't we Doing The Whites. If we do, afterwards we can have intercourse and if your lucky, i might give you an Al Borland's Hammer.

by donkeypuncher95 November 13, 2011

doing a joy

When somebody messages you even when you do not reply.

I can't sleep
Help
Help
Help
Im nervous
Are you awake
?
Are
You
Awake
Im so gonna do a joy
Coz i have nothing to do but watch tv for another three hours
And message you
You
Know
doing a joy

by not really ethan December 31, 2012

doing the verizontal

Phone sex

Girl 1: He leaves on Friday for two weeks.
Girl 2: Looks like you two will be doing the verizontal.

by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

Doing the Reptar

The state of being highly motivated, productive, or generally energetic due to dangerous levels of stimulant consumption. More specifically, the act of storming around the home or office knocking things over and shouting, similar to the mannerisms of the dinosaur-monster Reptar from the Nickelodeon cartoon "Rugrats".

Two ephederines and a liter of diet Mt. Dew and I'm doing the Reptar all morning!

by dettrain April 17, 2013

Doing Slander

When someone writes a written lie about you or referring to you. In print it's called libel, by word of mouth, slander.

The editor slandered the singer in the newspaper.

Stop all slander.

Only losers are doing slander.

by Resign Loser April 17, 2013

doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.

by Sexydimma May 4, 2013