by James August November 27, 2007
Get the pencil dickmug. A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.
by yzbill55 April 25, 2009
Get the Weasel Dickmug. means to be so high and/or blowed that when youre around your hot lover you can get a boner, but theres no stimulation so...pretty much your dick is lazy, its a boner but just is half-assed.
by BrookLynn & Brandon.Stonerkids October 12, 2009
Get the Blowed Dickmug. When a guy has a very very unpleasant dick smell. When you can smell his penis through his underwear and pants when your at his chest. Its like he’s never washed his genitals ever.
That man had a stank dick.
You know Ben? My ex? Yeah he had a super gross stank dick.
His stank dick made me want to throw up.
You know Ben? My ex? Yeah he had a super gross stank dick.
His stank dick made me want to throw up.
by Max._.Scott July 12, 2019
Get the Stank dickmug. Psychological Impotence caused by the guilt felt when cheating on your girl, affecting sex with the new girl or the one cheated on.
"Man, I took my girl Leticia's sister home last night, and when she told me she wanted to fuck, I got the guilty dick and couldn't get it up."
by Duke3478 October 2, 2009
Get the guilty dickmug. by giggletits69 June 16, 2011
Get the dick muffinmug. An extremely small unit to measure things by, subdivided into a `gnat's dick-end´, (about 8 to the gnat's dick), and a `gnat's cock-hair´, (about 12 to the gnat's dick-end) thus giving an imperial scale of 96 divisions. This sort of accuracy is essential if you're trying to get people on the moon, and maybe one day we will!
Hebden Bridge council worker to oppo,who's struggling to put up a lamp post:
'Move bugger a gnat's dick toward canal'
Oppo gives a shove the wrong way.
'Aye lad, another gnat's cock-hair and yer reet.'
'Move bugger a gnat's dick toward canal'
Oppo gives a shove the wrong way.
'Aye lad, another gnat's cock-hair and yer reet.'
by MisterE July 16, 2008
Get the gnat's dickmug.