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Boot-shining crazy 

A person, idea, thought, belief, government or other concept, system or organization that is domineering in manner, arrogant or otherwise overbearing or obsessively concerned with seemingly minor perceived slights or infractions.

The phrase is believed to have first emerged in the armed forces as an insult used to described officers who make excessive fuss over minor matters such as not shining ones boots thoroughly enough.

The term has since gained widespread acceptance outside of the military and can be found in common usage amongst many English speaking populations around the globe.
foo: "I had some cop stop me the other day for forgetting to put my indicator on, even though the street was totally empty he still gave me a ticket"

bar: "Sounds to me like he was boot-shining crazy"
Boot-shining crazy by tteeler March 30, 2009
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Ape-ass, bat-shit crazy 

A huge step higher than just plain old bat-shit crazy; Britney Spears
"Tom Cruise may be bat-shit crazy, but that Britney Spears is ape-ass, bat-shit crazy!"

Batshit crazy 

The phrase came from Indian tribes who slept in caves. After long periods of exposure to the caves filled with "batshit"the Indians would start losing their minds. Some hyroglyphics illustrate people eating other humans including the face.
Batshit crazy by Bat knowledge October 2, 2016

oops-a-crazy 

A mistake or accident that leads to a crazy or fucked up situation
John is so wasted, he just shit his pants. Oops-a-crazy!

Oops-a-crazy! I just jizzed in my pants.

Thats Crazy 

Oh man when something nutty happenes. It's crazy
"does it come with turbo?"
"They dont make that"
"Does it come with wings?"
"They dont make those"
"Seriously? Thats crazy!"
Thats Crazy by Random John July 10, 2003

90 degrees crazy 

A party/dance that involves major grinding such that girls are bent over at a 90 degree angle. 180 degrees crazy means the girls were touching the floors. Anything above 180 is likely impossible.
Shotties were grinding major hard at last nights party. They were all bent over, touching the floor even. It was 90 degrees crazy. Maybe even 120
90 degrees crazy by supershox# September 13, 2010

Ron Paul Crazy 

To believe in a Far Right-Wing Conspiracy theory Such as the North American Union
Paranoid Person: The North American Union is going to take us over!

Average American: He must be Ron Paul Crazy.
Ron Paul Crazy by Blarg!!!!! December 29, 2007