Cream Corn

The act of one putting a corn kernel in the hole of a penis and pushing it far into the tip. Then a girl blows the penis and then the man cums and thus makes cream corn.

Last night Jim and I had cream corn.

by christ is not jesus May 27, 2011

shootin' corn on the cob

When two men, in naked form, habitate the same sofa whilst exploring the posiibilities (see exploring the possibilities, if you haven't figured out what that is yet...come on)

"Alright Geez, you coming out tonight"

"Nah, me and Fabrice are shootin' corn on the cob"

by Lars Lars Pants-on-Fire July 3, 2008

Children of the corn-hole

It has commonly been presumed that children cannot be produced from anal sex. But this is incorrect. There are many offspring resulting from posterior intimacy (straight or otherwise)...George "Dubya" Bush, Baraka Obama, Vladimir Putin, the UK's Royalty Family, Oprah Winfrey, Courtney Love and Albert Pike (formerly of "Boys in the Hoodz" and the boy-band "Albert and the Circle Jerkers") are notable examples.

The common man will never know peace so long as the Children of the Corn-hole have dominion...

by Hamburger Harry June 23, 2016

Black Corn Hole

When the Oakland Raiders get fucked in the ass on their home field.

In the opening game of the 2008 season, the Raider got Black Corn Holed!

by Raidermom October 26, 2008

Alaskan Corn Dog

When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.

After turkey dinner my girlfriend gave me an Alaskan Corn Dog

by Xorak April 22, 2008

I'm picking the corn out your shit

1) Understanding what another person is saying,

2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest

Many uses for this phrase,

1. "Get to the Point Man, I'm having to pick the corn out your shit here"

2. "I'm picking the corn out your shit, I smell what your steppin' in, I'm picking up what you're putting down, I've been there before, it'll be alright"

by J Down** June 6, 2010

Crack Corn

The act of taking a dump. Using the restroom to take a shit.

I went to the bathroom to crack corn.

by King Corn Cracker May 26, 2009