West Virginia fortune cookie

Those people went to the welfare office to get their checks and West Virginia fortune cookies

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

From the movie 'Bruce Almighty' means that is they way it is, some things just happens, you roll your dice and pay your price ect.

Why does it always rain when I go to a baseball game?
That's the way the cookie crumbles

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a character on sesame street whos voice sounds like ja rule see ja rule

big bird: wat up ja rule i mean cookie monster

cookie monster: damn you big bird i am much better than that faggot ja rule

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Oh, I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you; I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

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stains left over from cookies that were crushed on the ground by someones feet.

I was in the bowling alley and found cookiestains on the lane from the kids party before.

Cookiestain by Bowlgd84 October 20, 2009

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Being oblivious and overwrought due to the excessive eating of cookies.

I didn't play football with my friends today because i was all cookied out.

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A cookie that taste so fantastic, no other words can describe it.

Guy 1: I love cookies oh so very much. They are just soooo.....
Guy 2: Cookietastic?
Guy1: Exactly!

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