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that's the way the cookie crumbles 

From the movie 'Bruce Almighty' means that is they way it is, some things just happens, you roll your dice and pay your price ect.
Why does it always rain when I go to a baseball game?
That's the way the cookie crumbles

cookie monster 

a character on sesame street whos voice sounds like ja rule see ja rule
big bird: wat up ja rule i mean cookie monster

cookie monster: damn you big bird i am much better than that faggot ja rule
cookie monster by the real don November 24, 2006

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Oh, I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you; I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Cookiestain 

stains left over from cookies that were crushed on the ground by someones feet.
I was in the bowling alley and found cookiestains on the lane from the kids party before.
Cookiestain by Bowlgd84 October 20, 2009

cookied out 

Being oblivious and overwrought due to the excessive eating of cookies.
I didn't play football with my friends today because i was all cookied out.
cookied out by ryan ainsworth October 9, 2005

cookietastic 

A cookie that taste so fantastic, no other words can describe it.
Guy 1: I love cookies oh so very much. They are just soooo.....
Guy 2: Cookietastic?
Guy1: Exactly!