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Holy Child

Literally the best school in the world. Not even up for debate. Nuff said. Periodt.
Everyone wishes they went to Holy Child.
by LödedDiaper January 12, 2021
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Child

Oh you watch that child? He is annoying
by no oj>:( December 16, 2020
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Your child

You are not doing it for your child.
Hym "It was happening before your child got involved. You were doing this to me before that. And OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS ARE DEAD because you aren't doing this for you kids. You think you are better than me. You are trying to impose that on me... BUT ONLY IF... Everyone around you pretends that I'm not creator of AI or that AI is trivial or if everyone pretends that you're not a retard. And as soon as I get my money for doing just that you turn into pillars of sand."

A retard "I'm just defending my child! I'm defending kids!"

Hym "You're not. You weren't defending your kids while I was standing I line behind them with a knife in my pocket. This is you doing something to me because (explicitly) you think you are better than someone you are not better than. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Shit like this is the reason I'm not looking for missing kids right now. And GUESS WHO ELSE is not doing that. So, how does doing this do more to protect kids than actually looking for kids that are actively missing and how does obstructing my ability to do anything other than remedial labor and/or child murder do anything to keep me from murdering kids? It doesn't."

A retard "Well I'm to incompetent for that but I want to feel superior to you and I'm doing this."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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a child

i have a friend called adam he is a child
by blitzocrowley June 8, 2022
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Childe

A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive
“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”
by Scaramona November 30, 2022
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Child Lottery

two or more friends ejaculate in a cup, mix it up. And fertilize their wives, wait 9 months to find whose son is whose.
Haha! Jimmy was a part of a child lottery. Weirdo!
by DontStealMyMeme November 19, 2025
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Deer child

If she calls him this, she is actually referring to her future boyfriend.
Niall is such a deer child.
by REEEETIMREEEE December 29, 2017
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