Brain Glue

A song that you can't get out of your head.

Damn it! That "I'm a loser" song is brain glue -- it's been going though my head for two days.

by Scott Reimert October 16, 2006

Swain Brain

When one pulls their nutsuck over the flacid shaft of their penis and says "THE BRAIN".

M.I. walks into the bathroom
B-Sweez follows him in with an awkward look in his eyes.
M.I. proceeds to urinate
B-Sweez unleashes the "Swain Brain"
M.I. turns around
B-Sweez yells "THE BRAIN!!"

by 207s finest April 27, 2010

monkey brains

plural of monkey brain: a green fruit which is wrinkly like a brain, about the size of a monkey's. Semi-common in Cincinnati (I know this because it’s where I’m from; they may be common elsewhere, as well, though I ’mnot aware’f where).

The official\technical\scientfic\actual\real\true term/name for it.. I don't know.

Getting hit in the head by a monkey brain ain’t as severe as gettin‘ hit by a base-ball, but it still hurts.

Me and my friends, when we were young, liked to roll monkey brains down our streets in the ’hood.

by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005

jit brain

Compaction of idiot and brain, id'jit, encompassing an unjustified, prevalent dark side which is dangerous to all living things due to mental deficiency.

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, et all. are jit brains.
U. S. government post Eisenhower.

by kent3208 August 20, 2009

Twit-For-Brains

A malady generally suffered by those who are obsessed with twitter and have thoughts in short bursts

He forgot how to speak clearly - he has "twit-for-brains".

by IPod Pilgrim August 26, 2009

Blogger brain

When one's brain has turned to a mass of useless matter, e.g., a loser or retard due to spending too much time blogging and not enough time in the "real" world.
Early signs of "blogger brain" include: feelings of guilt for missing a post, signing in every hour to check for new comments, and forgetting your children's names...

It's useless doctor. I've tried reaching her, but it's as though she's in another dimension. It's as though she is suffering from "blogger brain."

Forget him...he's zoned out with a case of "blogger brain."

by redraider70 January 23, 2010

brain conference

A) A brain conference is one where teachers gather around in a conference room and talk about teaching ways.

B) Also, it is used in math class when using a calculator.

C) A way to "brain conference" is putting your two fingers up to your temples, shaking your head, and saying brain conference in a spooky way.

A) Hey, I heard Mrs. Keller is going to the brain conference!

B) Hey, please do not bring your brain conference calculator to math class today. It is getting really annoying.

C) Hey, did you see the Stiers at the dance last night? He was doing the brain conference!

by brainconference54 May 14, 2009