asian beetle

when an ugly Asian wants a

one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle

That ugly Asian screamed even louder after she looked like an Asian beetle

by Sir Crocodile May 27, 2016

asian oval syndrome

when a Asian gets anal more that 3 times a day.

OOOOOOOh man I got asian oval syndrome for the third time this week.

by IOnlySwallow6969 June 9, 2016

Asianed

Past tense, for someone who looked Asian at on point in time. Most likely stoned to the bone

Man, last week at that party, we all were Asianed!

by Big Smokey May 5, 2018

Fitchew Asian

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things

"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"

by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017

Asian Zombie Soup

A relatively well known pharmaceutical drug thats also quite commonly used recreationally.

(like)1: AZS (asian zombie soup)
(like)2: Oz..

by Olberrman July 20, 2011

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

Asian Arnold Palmer

1 Part Pee Pee, 1 Part Diet Coke

Tim Poole probably makes Asian Arnold Palmers

by Timmotheus November 24, 2021