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anal cracking

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.
by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013
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anal grapes

To describe not only one but a bunch of piles(haemorrhoids).
I can't sit down, my anal grapes flared up!
by Das Kraut August 12, 2017
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anal finger

I finger that spends most of its time in your anal or someone else's
by gabekrispy23 June 19, 2014
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Anal Decapitation

The act of shoving your entire head up another person's ass and having them clench till the bloodflow is cut off to your head
Bro 1: Bro my gfs kinda pissed at me cause I asked if we could do Anal Decapitation

Bro 2: Why would you even ask that
by Johnny-k17 November 3, 2019
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Scoop Anal

When your anal sex partner’s bowel is so full of feces that your dick just scoops the shit out with each thrust and stroke. One nasty ass fuck.
I hit that whore’s ass last night. She was tight but it was scoop anal. Went through three gak towels just for the shit.

I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2018
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Anal fondue

A group of people joining in anal sex and is strictly anal sex
Id so have an anal fondue with Kanye and Kimmy
by Boosom May 21, 2016
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anal salute

The goodbye shit on your dick you get while finishing up anal sex.
Damn, she was a freak, she gave me an anal salute last night.
by scalydick July 10, 2016
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