Dick-Band

The Dick-Band is a phenomenon in which a male individual who is wearing a belt, has the excess length of the belt draping/flopping around in front of his leg, almost as if to represent his self-proclaimed cock size for any and all to lay eyes upon and bow before.

Person 1: "Dude, remember in middle school when all the preps and jocks would tighten their belts and make the excess length hang down in front of their leg to show people their dick size? They all just walked around school sporting dick-bands like it was their jobs!"

Person 2: "What..?"

by JohnnyHopscotch69 August 10, 2023

Band Kid

A person who, loves playing team fortress 2, this kid loves doing the russian dance ( especially at the school dance next to his girlfriend. these type of people are people that cry when they get hit in the back of the head with a pillow, or scream at there friends " I am going to peel you like a fruit " when he is angry.

dude that guy is such a Band Kid bro
yeah forreal he never takes showers in his entire life yo

by Donald Hankson February 13, 2023

Band

$1,000

I made a band last week at my job.

by Eugene Crabs June 24, 2025

worst rock band

crush 40

crush 40 is the worst example of a "rock band"
their music is shit

jimmy: what the fuck are you listening to?
alex: crush 40
jimmy: dude crush 40 is the worst rock band in existence

by notmemes May 13, 2019

Boss Band

Those really gay hippie bands people wear across their foreheads.

often it's really a hairband around their heads...

tell tale clues of these tools? the red marks around their heads that remain after removal.

Yo what's that hair thing doing around Christie's head?

- Oh, that? It's a Boss Band.

by themadster May 19, 2010

thot band

Promiscuous individualist or a large group of hoes.

Oh look it’s the thot bands.

by Evette March 10, 2018

Tanya-Band

A band, typically very poppy in nature, that just makes a person want to dance. Typically guys won't admit they like this band, but most people can't turn it off. However Girls, especially Girls named Tanya, love them and occasionally make interpretive dance videos for them that can be found on the interwebz. lol.

'Normally I'm not into Tanya-bands, but that chick from Hey Monday is pretty friggin cute'.

by Not Matt Damon September 14, 2011