the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.
1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion
by ZFTyler November 5, 2024
Get the Peter delusionmug. He has a deep passion for drinking from the furry cup.
His tongue skills will leave ladies named Anne Marie writhing in deep pleasure..
His tongue skills will leave ladies named Anne Marie writhing in deep pleasure..
" Oh! you've sat on Peter fredericks face ?"
"You must have had a mind blowing orgasmic experience"
Keep his heart happy and his cock drained
"You must have had a mind blowing orgasmic experience"
Keep his heart happy and his cock drained
by Facial Freddy February 8, 2019
Get the Peter frederickmug. by Sean O’Malley December 23, 2020
Get the peter pottermug. .
《¤》Don《¤》 Toliver《¤》Is《¤》Peter《¤》Potamus《¤》dOn《¤》tolIver《¤》iUs《¤》peTer《¤》potAmus《¤》doN《¤》toliveR《¤》iS《¤》peteR《¤》potamuS《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025
Get the 《¤》Don《¤》 Toliver《¤》Is《¤》Peter《¤》Potamus《¤》dOn《¤》tolIver《¤》iUs《¤》peTer《¤》potAmus《¤》doN《¤》toliveR《¤》iS《¤》peteR《¤》potamuS《¤》mug. 
Fat mutt of a bxtch wanna mind her own fkn business cheh Belly hanging over pussy now go find a job ya cock crazy mole.
#lowlifepieceofshit
#lowlifepieceofshit
Person1: Aye stupid mole can’t even get a job
Person2: Who u talkin bout der?
Person 1: Aye that Abigail Peter mole rat
Person 2: Who dat?
Person 1: That’s that fat mutt of a bxtch who wanna mind her own business cheh belly hanging over pussy now aye. She a cock crazy mole
Person 2: Is that the one that go to that Catholic devil worshipping school there in Cairns?
Person 1: Wah Wah bro Saint Monica’s
Person 2: oh okay bro. Yawor
Person 1: Yawor bro
Person2: Who u talkin bout der?
Person 1: Aye that Abigail Peter mole rat
Person 2: Who dat?
Person 1: That’s that fat mutt of a bxtch who wanna mind her own business cheh belly hanging over pussy now aye. She a cock crazy mole
Person 2: Is that the one that go to that Catholic devil worshipping school there in Cairns?
Person 1: Wah Wah bro Saint Monica’s
Person 2: oh okay bro. Yawor
Person 1: Yawor bro
by Me_thatcherjoe September 26, 2018
Get the Abigail Petermug. "Peter Griffin educates me"
by jsjdkj February 2, 2023
Get the Peter Griffin Educates memug.