National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019

get a boyfriend or girlfriend day

its a day where you have to get a girlfriend or boyfriend

girl: want to be my boyfriend for the day cause its get a boyfriend or girlfriend day
boy:sure

by Get a bf or gf rn November 21, 2019

Have a 9-1-1-derful day

A pleasant way for a cop to end a police interaction.

"Ma'am, you're free to go. Have a 9-1-1-derful day!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

National Tell Someone You Hate You Have A Crush On Them Day

Tell somebody you really hate that you have a huge crush on them.

Me: I have a crush on you...
Him: sorry I dont feel the same way
Me: HAHAHAHAHA ITS NATIONAL TELL SOMEONE YOU HATE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THEM DAY

by Definitionmaker123lmao November 17, 2019

National give a girl my sweatshirt day

Give a girl you know your sweatshirt for the day

“Hey did you know it is national give a girl my sweatshirt day!”

by Hunter’s_løver001 April 17, 2019

A kind of normal day

Game of the year 100/10

(Creo sucks lol)

Yo, did you know that Creo sucks? She is the community manager of A kind of normal day.

by Akondlover69 April 30, 2021

Give A Girl Your Sweatshirt Day

This day is on september 24th. If you give a girl your sweatshirt on this day (or any day for that matter), you'll make that girl the happiest.

I wish someone would give me their sweatshirt, since it's Give A Girl Your Sweatshirt Day. #hoodieszn

by xoxo anonymous September 23, 2019