Nature's Valley Granola Bars

The candy bar of health food

Person A-"Dude, I'm eating healthier, Im eating these new Nature's Valley Granola Bars!"
Person B-"Those are not that healthy, they are like the candy bar of health food...."

by Adheesive June 14, 2008

[blow job handle bars]

when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.

dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!

by sexyazzbabe914 March 21, 2009

bar bored/board games

Things that people use who cannot communicate to pass the time with another. Seriously Backgammon and Bourbon?

Sara knew the night was beat when her date suggested going to Frank's Place because it had bar bored/board games.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

Spongebob Chocolate Bar Special

When that bitch scrape her teeth like Spongebob in Season 3 Episode 12a.

Bro 1: “bro she gave me that spongebob chocolate bar special”

Bro 2: “broooooooo”

by dymytro March 15, 2020

Oh Sh#t Bar

The bar a passenger in a vehicle grabs and yells OH SH#T when the driver is goin mad crazy.

I'm Glad this truck has Oh sh#t bars, or when you made that turn, I'd be in your lap!

by RedFrog65 October 24, 2009

Oh My God Bar

The Oh My God Bar, or OMG Bar, can be described as the bar above all passenger windows in a car. This bar is used for holding onto when the driver is driving either too fast, or as if they were drunk.

Driver: WHEEEEEEE!
Passenger: OH MY GOD SLOW THE F'K DOWN. CANT YOU SEE I'M HOLDING ONTO THE OH MY GOD BAR FOR DEAR LIFE!?

by Kimmie's Kid October 24, 2010

Deep fried Mars Bar

Scottish national dish after haggis.

"Stick it in the deep fat frier."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003