work shampoo

Shampoo you leave at work to wash your clip in hair extensions that you are still wearing from the night before for a last minute happy hour randevu with a new boo.

Why do you have shampoo at work?
It’s my work shampoo.

by Ginap September 2, 2022

Did you know he used to work for blizzard

Its used to describe a person who repeats, contradicts and are generally egotistical and "so far up their own ass" to admit any fault or wrongdoing

"Its alright, but did you know he used to work for blizzard:
You can also use
"I literally never talk about working for blizzard"

by SoftwarPirate July 25, 2025

Working towards things

I'm not doing Jordan's thing.

Hym "I'm not working towards things. I don't care what 'people' have to do. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

work wine

A non alcoholic grape based drink suitable for drinking during working hours where regular common or garden wine would not be appropriate - i.e. Grape Juice.

(Not to be confused with Work Whine)

"... I went down the ASDA to fetch some work wine ..."

"... I sat at my desk consuming work wine and the boss didn't even cotton on ..."

by BobMonkhouseJnr February 27, 2007

National bring your Xbox to work day

September 21st is now national bring your Xbox to work day.

Joey: “Hey when is national bring your Xbox to work day?”
Dallas: “Oh that’s on September 21st you silly goose!”

by HolidayMaker September 21, 2018

work hours

A time a slave has to work in.
(Slave as in employee)

A time of work hours could be from 10am to 8pm

by Mr_Jumin_Han December 19, 2016

Work Simulator

A small room on a job site out (of view for any peeping supervisors) where employee get “work” done.

The storage closet in the break room is our work simulator. Use anytime you’d like.

by Mr. Vivi October 26, 2025