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Wood

A backwoods cigar. Often times when being reffered to as wood the person smoking the cigar is not using tabacco, but rather marijuana or other substances.
Tyone - Imma go smoke some wood with my niggas down the block.
by Mad jelly October 24, 2022
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Wood Wrestling

We run D-12. The most savage gang out there. The Dub Squad. The hardest part of other teams workouts is just our warm up. We win the district and PCL tournaments almost every year.
Anyone at the same tournament as Wood Wrestling: “look at those wood kids do they ever smile”
Someone who over heard them: “ no they are murders. Hopefully you won’t have to wrestle one of them
by Billyg1010 June 27, 2018
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Brock Woods

Sick asf... loves zyns and slaying poon
That dude is a real brock woods
Man wheres brock? Probably ripping zyns and getting puss
by lp98988988 December 1, 2023
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Sherlock Woods

The best detective this world has ever seen! Racist tendancies, awesome chap really!
"Yo my brother got killed!" "Oh then you need to call Sherlock Woods!"
by lennfunny June 10, 2021
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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.
by jstejste May 3, 2011
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Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.
Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.
by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024
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