Turkey

The most dirty country in the world , tried to fight at least 50 countries and captured around 5. However beautiful, they get it from their higher descendants Greece . The people are dirty, and are horrible to the female side.

''Turkey? Are you made? i would never go there in a billion years!''

by annnnnnnyomos June 16, 2018

turkey stuffing

turkey guts with a yeast infection

One of my favourite dishes is turkey guts with a yeast infection (turkey stuffing).

by deathrite2 December 25, 2009

Tonkey

A Tonkey is a poodle who takes a bath in chocolate pudding for 45 minutes each day while watching SpongeBob.

I am giving my poodle a Tonkey.

by Jwhite December 16, 2013

Jive Turkey

Someone who is super jive'n

Lee is such a jive turkey.

by jive around October 17, 2010

turkeybasted

similar to lambasted but this must be performed by a cripple... completly torn apart by a cripple

dude even thou that guy only has one leg he comlpetly turkeybasted you

by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003

Poop Turkey

a term used to describe the feeling of deja vu when it's not the first time you've had deja vu for that particular thing. it's like double, or triple deja vu.

"I totally just had poop turkey"

by Kyle/brittany January 18, 2010

turkey's burnt

The next level of the term "turkey's done". When a guy has such a splitting hard on that it hurts, usually from being turned on BIG time from an amazing chickie.

ouch! yikes! ...turkey's burnt from what she said to me!

by kickstand October 23, 2003