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rookie two shoes

anyone who rooks out constantly, where life is a daily struggle for them. being more than just a rook; being more than just a rookie... this person is a rookie two shoes.
Cameron got drunk and started spitting on girls, what a rookie two shoes.
by GeeOhCee March 19, 2011
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Two Dollah Hollah

A nasty ass whore that costs two bucks a fuck.
You will never be lonely with the two dollah hollah.
by johnny richter February 20, 2005
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two dogs in a bath

a term used when attempting to place both balls into another's mouth and failing
It's just like two dogs in a bath, one is always trying to get out
by postmyk January 28, 2004
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Two-door theory

The theory that ignorant people will wait excessive amounts of time to walk through an open door, as opposed to opening another door and saving themselves a great deal of time.
These people clearly never heard of the two-door theory
by Street Urchin April 6, 2004
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six-two

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a six-two off-suit, named "The Sweeney". This has a propensity for flopping 2 pair and turning a boat. It's broken pocket aces and pocket kings in the same night.
I'm sitting pretty with pocket aces with that garbage flop... waitasec, there's a Sweeney on the board... I should fold.
by bs May 13, 2005
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two faced bitch

Definition: someone who is way too dramatic and cold hearted and does not care who they hurt and tells you one thing but does another. Bitch
example: Aryanna is a two faced lying person and is cold hearted and does not take other peoples well being into consideration.
omg ale did you see that two faced bitch, reminded me of aryanna
by nodramazone September 7, 2016
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two weeks into the future

The near future.

Exactly how far into the future is ambiguous, but it generally refers to anywhere from five to fifty years. Far enough into the future to be noticeably different from the present, but not far enough to be unrecognizable from the present.

Can also be "twenty minutes into the future", "five minutes into the future", and so forth. In this context, "two weeks" (or "twenty minutes" or "five minutes") is exagerrated the same way "that is so five minutes ago" is an exaggerated way of saying something is days or weeks out of date, or "this is taking all day" is an exaggerated way of saying something is taking too long.
"I just read a really good science fiction novel. You should check it out if you're into that sort of thing."

"Is it really futuristic, like Star Wars? With flying cars and ships and laser guns and laser swords? That kind of stuff?"

"No, it's more of a 'two weeks into the future' sort of thing."
by Richard Phillips February 15, 2006
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