text boner

Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.

Example of a text boner: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKED!!!

by Bayra Diamond October 28, 2013

Text Teen

A stupid webzine started by bunch of jerks to portray that Isloo-girls are stupid. A fail attempt at humour.

Bob: " Did you check the first new feature of Text Teen."
Mark: " Yeah man! Those mofos need to improve it"

by pot hole June 15, 2011

Text Shortcuts

a feature on a samsung keyboard that i love very much

i can type hundreds of symbols without needing to go to another website to type it

you can also use text shortcuts for it's intended purpose, to make shortcuts for commonly used text

man i love text shortcuts sooooo much

by ζaaq June 10, 2025

Cock Texting

Texting with your cock instead of your fingers and thumbs

I was cock texting the other day now I have gonorrhea

by Begood2 March 20, 2014

The Snippet Text

The act of sending a complete text message various smaller messages containing pieces of the full text.

Guy: "Lmao"

"Do you wanna go to the movies"

"On like Saturday"

Girl: "Chill w/ the snippet texting

by BathtubBarracuda June 10, 2016

Text trap

When someone knows you don’t like to talk on the phone, and they send a text as a way to know when you’re holding your phone so they can call you.

Sorry I’m late, my mom tricked me with a text trap and I ended up on the phone with her for 20 minutes.

by 2049 July 15, 2025

Text stutter

When someone deliberately writes text in such a retarded unnecessary way to express their thoughts

retardeduser458234: "D-did he just do that? I...I can't believe someone would ever do that."
regularuser23455: "@retardeduser458234 Did you just text stutter on the internet? Are you retarded?"

by fencetape January 20, 2025