Talking to Earl

To HURL, vomit, or throw up.

I was talking to Earl all night!!

by Pernald July 8, 2014

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Talking

Speaking; having a conversation

Those two are not in any kind of relationship at all - they are literally just talking to each other.

by Robonobobo October 25, 2018

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A dark humor joke which tells the story of a certain organism(Human, Insect, Reptile) going through a depression or sadness. On a journey, this organism meets a tree, which has the ability to speak and grant wishes, who asks the organism what is troubling them just seconds before the story twists and kills the organism in a fitting/non-fitting way.

There once was a lonely T-Rex walking through a magical forest. "How could my day be any worse?" says the T-Rex. He then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my friend?" The T-Rex looks up and is hit by an asteroid. The end.

There once was a sad, bald girl sitting on her hospital bed. "How could my life be any worse?" Says the girl. She then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my child?" The little girl looks at the tree and is beaten by her father. The end.

by Prepare Thy Anoos May 2, 2014

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talking

Used as a quick cover-up when you sneek away from a party to hook up with a hottie and want to keep it to yourself.

I swear guys we were just TALKING!

by Virginia August 12, 2004

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talking priviledges

The thing taken away when poor grammar or spelling is used on intertron forums. The elite title of talking priveledges is strictly reserved for the ironic scenario when someone inadvertently uses even worse grammar when calling out the original poster.

Phil might post: "it seemed retarted to me."
To which Bandit might respond: "you're talking priviledges have been ultimately revoked."

by Dopeshiznit January 7, 2006

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