In times of war we need somebody raw, rally the troops
like a Saint that we can trust to help to carry us through
Black Jesus Tupac
like a Saint that we can trust to help to carry us through
Black Jesus Tupac
by FexilThaDon December 28, 2016
The part of a new can of dip that is already empty after being packed. It is said that this is the pinch Jesus took out for himself before you.
by TheManCam July 11, 2017
The act of surrounding oneself' with glaringly less attractive individuals in order to deceptively increase oneself' ego/value.
That girl isn't that pretty dude, look at her friends, total Jesus-effect.
by AwesomeSaucePan December 06, 2019
You have Jesus rights.
by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
The purest Molly/MDMA/Ecstasy on the market.
It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".
Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".
Person 2: "
Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".
Person 2: "
by Tod1232 June 19, 2015
A religious person who only follows what they believe in when it benefits them or gives them attention, all done while being a text book Narcissist, as well as 2 faced.
by JJJamasone July 25, 2021
by witchslayer69 March 31, 2018