cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.

1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.

by QuartzEx April 23, 2018

Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.

Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

Cow

Reham.

Reham the cow

eats grass.

by Gay faggots March 12, 2022

cow-orker

A fellow scientist. Cow-orkers are normally seen observing vollatile radoactive isatopes with hasty. Unfortunately, their job often ends with them being blowed to smitheroons

Gordon Freechman was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said “Gordon Freemant what are you working on”

by SMTElitist July 18, 2023

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I went to the bathroom and sprayed out an atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 3, 2021

Cow meat

A weird way to say "beef"

A: Hi u wanna come over and try my homemade cow meat noodles?
B: Cow meat?? U mean beef??
A: Oh, yes
B: Eww, why would you say it like that... That's like calling milk 'cow juice'

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021

Milking the cow

During sex you milk the cow when shes on bottom in the middle of a threesome. You have the asshole and the other has the vagina when hes suckin the tits. When you slap the ass and the milk comes out

Jack: Yoooo I had a threesome last night
Will: Damn you lucky bitch
Jack: Yea we tried milking the cow
Will: WTF?
Jack: Here me out it felt good
Will: Shut the fuck up

by GamerBruhMomemnt December 1, 2020