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AIDS

Look it's Hayden Monk he is AIDS
by Da Big Mex February 1, 2019
mugGet the AIDSmug.

Clown Aids

Clown Aids is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) contracted when one party has sex with a clown. The receiver of said STD begins becoming a clown. They start craving to become part of a circus, and they start dressing in brightly coloured clothing.

This disease can be non symptomatic in some cases, and be transmitted to you without your or the non-symtomatic holders knowledge.
Dude you fucked a clown!! You're totally getting Clown Aids now!
by DemonSpauun September 1, 2023
mugGet the Clown Aidsmug.

swamp aids

In ARK Survival evolved, Swamp Aids is a permanent disease that plagues the island and all its habitants. If you come into contact with another player with swamp aids. Please keep at least 2 or 3 foundations apart as they carry the viral disease and you don’t want that shit. It lowers all your stats significantly and makes the game impossible to play on official. Swamp aids has been harnessed before to be used in chemical warfare by infecting dodos and throwing them over base walls to infect everyone inside. The only cure for swamp aids is a lesser poison antidote. Otherwise you’ll have to make a new character to be rid of the aids. Dying doesn’t work either.
Tribe chat: Guys why am I coughing, have green buzzing flies around my head, and my stats low?
Tribe Admin: You prolly have swamp aids
“You have been kicked from the tribe
by Plushly November 28, 2020
mugGet the swamp aidsmug.

The Kool-Aid Pour

When a girl is on her period, and the guys about to eat her, and she opens it up and it falls all over the guy
Mike: dude in was bout to eat my gf, but i didn't know she was on her month

Ryan: and what happened?

Mike: she opened it up and it poured all over me

Ryan: haha she did The Kool-Aid pour

Mike: What?

Ryan: never mind
by nbdbsd201 November 11, 2010
mugGet the The Kool-Aid Pourmug.

Space Aids

Space aids is only transmitted through knowing about space aids, and and every time you hear about it, you remind yourself that you have space aids in by telling other people about space aids. They now know that they have space aids in our own constant reminder that they have space aids if you basically explain that to them.
by Zero Cartwheel October 9, 2025
mugGet the Space Aidsmug.

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.
Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021
mugGet the band-aid medicinemug.

Aids

by Stonkle September 23, 2021
mugGet the Aidsmug.

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