Super Straight

Something that a dumb ass made up to mock the lgbtq+ community and target the trans community.

Me: So what's your sexuality?
Dumb Ass: Super straight
Me: Get the fuck away from me transphobic bitch

by annaa.rosee March 10, 2021

Mega Straight

a homosexual

p1: hey are you a Mega Straight
p2: yeah im such a quirky Mega Straight

by terabytee January 26, 2022

Straight Chicken

The awkward dance between two people when one of them goes in for the big kiss and the other pulls away.

In this case, unlike in normal chicken, the one that fails to pull away first is the loser.

Logan really likes Caitlin, but she just wants to be friends. After the dance the other night, he tried to go in for a kiss and ended up losing straight chicken.

by Ikonaka April 25, 2009

straight male

what is a straight male you ask? well, a straight male is like a parasite, only worse. imagine a floating piece of bacteria walking around with invalid opinions that dont matter. well that is in fact a straight male.

straight male? wtf no

by fxctonlybae May 9, 2021

Super Straight

A disease which makes someone enjoy hardcore homosexual Sour Apple Smoothies and Alabama Hot Pockets. If you see someone with the disease, do not approach, do not go near, do not even spare another glance at again. Their stupidity, while not impacting to most, is highly contagious to the impressionable and stupid.
A few more symptoms are extremely ugliness and a nazi flag.

Person 1: Did you see that super straight?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes. How fucking disgusting.
Person 3: It’s truely horrific.

by Madden 08 DS Fan Club November 30, 2021

Super Straight

A man who is attracted to trans men. They’ve a flag, it has the colors black and orange, it stands for the grindr app.

Person 1: What’s your sexuality?
Person 2: I’m super straight.
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: It means that i am attracted to trans men.

by Nhio March 6, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality for men who like things super straight up their butt

“Women don’t like me so I’ve decided to move on and identify as super straight”

by Lilmoron March 10, 2021