Arctic Sausage

The act of sliding the straw nozzle of an air duster can into the head of the penis and pulling the trigger cause the penis to become erect and frozen.

After all the alcohol Johnny cosumed he was never going to please Suzy without an arctic sausage.

by Lanzer913 August 24, 2018

Sausage Pounding

When you can't hold back and you just have to pound that sausage.

Ahh man, I have been doing so much sausage pounding lately, I think I might have some serious problem.

by SausagePounder January 21, 2019

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by animeisgood January 25, 2019

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by animeisgood January 25, 2019

the sausage king

A high school head teacher who lures children into their office to shove frankfurters up their assholes. They call this being “plumed”.

Have you seen The Sausage King recently? I heard he killed Gee with his pork!

by Sausagekinglover<3 February 10, 2019

Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.

Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.

by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019

Silent Sausage

When you go to give your girl the beef and her parents are home.

Shut the fuck up Timmy! You gotta silent sausage me so my dad doesn't hear!

by TheSilentSausage September 7, 2018