by johnstone337 July 21, 2017
Get the sausage party mug.A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.
1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.
2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.
3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.
3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
by Arockstar4life May 28, 2018
Get the Sausage Bender mug.by RockyWears April 18, 2024
Get the Blind Sausage Whiff mug.Waiting sausage, also known as the norwegian "ventepølse", is a sausage eaten while waiting for the main meal. They are most often connsumed by children, or adults who are really hungry.
"The dinner is ready in two hours, let's eat a waiting sausage while the food gets cooked."
"The food is not ready, fortunately we have plenty of waiting sausages!"
"The food is not ready, fortunately we have plenty of waiting sausages!"
by Hazzern January 29, 2020
Get the Waiting sausage mug.Mary may not have been the prettiest girl around, but she was rumored to have a beautiful sausage holster. Soldier, holster that weapon!
by Nutbuster February 12, 2024
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John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.
by Raw Jelly Beans September 3, 2016
Get the Putting sausage in the freezer mug.1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)
2. A gardening tool made of meat
3. A strange sound abnormality
2. A gardening tool made of meat
3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe
Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe
Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe
Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe
Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010
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