Dusty Back Road

The skid mark in your new underwear from your nasty ass not being washed from yesterday.

I sat down this morning for my typical shit before work and I saw I had a Dusty Back Road. I guess I should have showered last night.

by Greg from The Committee May 24, 2023

Road running

Working hard and grinding to stack up money and better your life.

“I’m gone make this shit work, I’ve been road running”

by Xklsjfj February 28, 2024

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.

Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.

by i4nSx June 11, 2020

Road eyes

When a person licks your eyes in a sexual fashion while driving on a road trip.

I picked up this girl on the side of the road on my way to Florida. She proceeded to go up on me and gave the most amazing road eyes in my life. I came twice.

by Cc eyes April 20, 2016

Road Trip Rye

Road Trip Rye is when you give someone road head but in doing so give them a yeast infection. The yeast infection you get from that road head is then called Road Trip Rye.

"My girlfriend got Road Trip Rye the other day on I-90."

"Oh, you gave her some Road Trip Rye?"

by Shmaltz July 28, 2020

Road Muffin

The female equivalent of road head.

Man, I'm glad she wore a skirt so I could give her a little road muffin on that long drive.

by branda8888 January 4, 2010