alex packer

a cold day which is still bright and sunny

controversially i like an alex packer

by Judith Squire June 20, 2022

alex packer

a overly large child

the boy is an alex packer, fat!

by Judith Squire June 20, 2022

DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.

Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!

by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022

Hell pecker yea boy

Means like hell yes, yeehaw

Hell pecker yea boy that was so much fun!

by Lamarspencer54 July 16, 2022

bim pickarny

this is what you call a child of two extreme lovers

their child was bim pickarny

by averytheradiator July 31, 2022

goose pecker

When a man pulls the extra scrotum skin evenly to both sides of his flaccid penis making a flapping wing motion and making the sounds of a goose.

Tom: I had gave the entire auditorium a goose pecker at yesterdays pep rally.
Eric: Totally awesome bro!

by cb4crackwhore August 9, 2022

Esme Packer

The most lovely prettiest elegant sweetest amazing human EVER. perfect in every way possible, so much it's illegal. The perfect partner, insecure but should absolutely not be, the best most caring partner and CG (care giver) who cares about all the people they love, and that me and so many other people are proud of. :)

Love you Esme Packer!! <3

by Theo_Puppy September 17, 2022