phone

Something that takes up your mind and makes you into a zombie that you never want to stop fucking playing with it so QUIT PLAYING WITH IT IT'S BULLSHIT

My mom:NO phone while eating (gets on phone and gets on FUCKING Facebook)

Me:(in mind)*fuck you*

by Ugh, I hate it all December 3, 2019

Banana phone

A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.

Omg I hate my boyfriend. Where my banana phone at ,Miranda?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019

Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.

Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019

Milk phone

When your phone battery gets down to 1% or 2%

Yeah buddy I'll give you a buzz here shortly.

You won't get ahold of me if I don't find a charger... I got that milk phone!

by Maxwell65 June 3, 2019

Phone

A little device used to talk to your crush and not worry about them seeing you blush

OMG I LOVE MY FUCKING PHONE

by Babybrat425 June 15, 2019

Phone

What a fucking retard you are if you are asking your phone that... :)

What a PHONE

by higytuhyuyf June 16, 2019

Phone clubbing

(Verb)
When you're with a friend or more and you're all just enjoying yourselves on your phones.

Friend 1: I'm depressed, will you come over and do some phone clubbing with me?
Friend 2: that actually sounds really nice. I'm depressed too and just want to be in the same room as someone. Plus, I've got some cool music software apps to show you.
Friend 1: ok sweet I'll see you soon.

by Polarpad370 August 11, 2019