piped

Piped (verb)

Investment slang: To be blindsided by an unexpected financial loss, often due to unforeseen market events, bad investments, or sudden economic changes. The term likens the experience to getting hit by a burst pipe—quick, unexpected, and often leaving a mess to clean up.

"I thought my portfolio was rock solid, but then energy stocks crashed, and I got piped hard."
"Did you see that earnings report for Inferior Minus? Anyone holding that stock just got piped."

by ann oldman November 21, 2024

Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

t-pipe

A pipe used for vaporizing and smoking theobromine, which, when used this way, is psychoactive.

While his friends did tempt him with marijuana, James decided to stick with his t-pipe.

by __chase May 26, 2020

Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 12, 2011

Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.

“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023

Regular Pipe

A glass or crack pipe mainly used to smoke meth. The term differentiates it from other less used pipes such as the weed pipe

Pass me the pipe, not the weed pipe, the regular pipe.

by Regular Pipe March 7, 2024

pipe glue

Semen.

Yo! That bitch had mad pipe glue up in her face.

by [e-mail] November 30, 2016