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Islander

a type of mixed drink with Clamato and absolute vodka (lime)

or to create an angry islander and a a slash of Tabasco.
Scooter decided Lesley's suggestion of an angry islander and went with a cranberry vodka instead.
by Lesley Jesse June 2, 2020
mugGet the Islandermug.

The Island

A place of work that self-generates a delusional belief that it contributes much more to benefit the society at large than what it actually does. In fact, the company’s delusion can be so grand in some instances, that it actually believes it defines society through it’s own warped lens of the world!

These beliefs are perpetually broadcast to workers through a relentless stream of propaganda communications.

The Island has it’s own special language that one must learn and speak, yet this language has no meaning outside of the confines of the company. It also has invisible geographic boundaries where, once crossed, workers will change their behaviour and demeanour.

Its workers must be prepared to modify their sense of self to comply with company culture. Workers also get measured routinely on their beliefs, thoughts and values to ensure it meets the political idealism of the company - which is usually to preserve the wealth and status of the upper class, suppress and control middle classes and provide unreachable dreams and hope for lower class citizens.

Workers that are not compliant with their beliefs and thoughts are quickly marginalised and chastised by management and often labeled as a ‘bad egg’, or even by quasi-psychological management terms such as ‘rebellious child’. Most workers, however, passively comply and will shuffle along each week and perform their duties like clockwork. They then wonder, many years later, why they feel something is missing from their soul.
Example:

John: I saw a webcast today that our company has worked out the trap all of the worlds fresh drinkable water and control its flow across the world. Those poor farmers going through drought won’t suffer anymore. Isn’t that amazing?

Jenny: No…it’s not John…it’s fucken disgusting…it’s the evil work of the Island…are you fucken stupid mate!
by Towball August 31, 2014
mugGet the The Islandmug.

Dream Island

The island of luxury, a whole square mile of paradise, a 5-star hotel, a casino, 6 restaurants, and robot servants. Sounds like a disease. It got stolen by some green thing in like 2012.
"But don't you want to win and get Dream Island? I do!"
by anonymous March 17, 2025
mugGet the Dream Islandmug.

Staten Island Hittaz

A group of dirt bike and atv riders who gained popularity in their city for riding and performing stunts on the streets of Staten Island, New York.
My girlfriend always comes home smelling like 2 stroke oil or gas. I think shes cheating on me with one of those guys from Staten Island Hittaz"
by Theforgottenboro March 31, 2017
mugGet the Staten Island Hittazmug.

island fulling

The process by which a person who has won the turnip lottery will have their island quickly filled by people coming to sell their turnips in the video game Animal Crossing: New Horizons
It was so stressful last night when my turnip prices hit 512 bells per turnip! There was island hopping, island rebooting, island fulling, people landing, people freezing, people leaving...
by HelenAngel May 13, 2020
mugGet the island fullingmug.

Chili Island

Before taking a shit at work or public place (typically after homemade chili night), you throw some toilet paper in the bowl. Thus allowing the shit to stay above water longer, so all those who follow can enjoy the sweet, sweet aroma.
The guys didn't like going in the bathroom after I dropped a chili island in the shitter.
by Cadet '92 October 20, 2014
mugGet the Chili Islandmug.

Island boi

Someone who is a literal TikTok addict and quotes everything there
by Your moms guy April 2, 2022
mugGet the Island boimug.

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